Adventures of Timmie the G.O.A.T.
Baby Timmie's first glimpse of his G.O.A.T. future aspirations. But hey, that could change. He is just beginning to explore his new world one head butt at a time!
Timmie finally makes it to the big city for his first dance audition. He's worried that he doesn't have the right shoes?! Good luck Timmie!
Timmie stands in awe as he gets his first glimpse of a real dance studio. He's used to practicing in a barn.
This even smells different!
In his first audition, Timmie is soooo happy to show off his jumping skills with the other "kids" even though they only have 2 legs and he's equipped with 4. He's feeling confident that he's got this! Apparently he didn't need the right shoes after all.
GO TIMMIE!
All that hard work and dedication to his jumping skills finally paid off! Timmie proved he is the G.O.A.T. But alas... being challenged by others for his masculinity because he is, after all, a whether now, and having to wear tight pants, he decided to move on in life and pursue other Butthead aspirations!
Congratulations Timmie! Job well done!
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Timmie, in pursuit of a musical career, discovered that being a musician is hard work (plus he had to learn to play the guitar) who does that?! He isn't a fan of wearing wigs, growing a beard and playing under bridges to further his career, BUTT... he's determined to be the G.O.A.T.!
GO TIMMIE!
Timmie was one of the lucky ones who finally got his BIG Break into the Music Industry. He found his dream team of players in his own back yard! HOW COOL is that? Who knew so much talent existed at JT Little Critter Farm? Let's hope all this success doesn't go to his head?!
STAY TUNED....
After several stints in and out of rehab for his grain addiction and spending all his rock concert $$ betting on the goat carts, he has decided it was time to shed the mantle of becoming the G.O.A.T. and focus on his true nature. So Timmie hitched up with "Rocco" the Smiling Maremma, and "Stinker" the one horned BA goat (who lost his horn in a barn fight) and hit the open road. For after all he was...
Born to be Wild!
THE END
Timmie UPDATE:
Timmies new quest to travel across the US on his bike with his critter pals runs into a problem on the Ohio Turnpike!?
Not sure if this Ohio highway patrol man is stunned by seeing Goats on bikes or if it was the fact he was traveling 102 mph in a 70 mph zone. OOPS!
Stay Tuned...
